he who is the merchandise whore...

mood: more alert, less full.
music: none. (trying to watch clerks 2 cannes reaction--it was an 8-minute standing ovation.)

actually did get some work done for awhile, but now im back to not working. with only 20 minutes left, i guess that's not so bad.

thought id take the rest of my time to check out the kevin smith blog and noticed he is whoring some new clerks 2 merch. the man has created beer cozies! the most white trash thing on earth. i know, because i grew up around beer cozies which were usually minnesota vikings cozies filled with coors. don't get me wrong, my uncles rule, but yeah.

i just read the merc's review of "the break up" and they SLAMMED it. oh well. i still have to experience it for myself.

i also just read on the yahoo front page that matthew macconaughey and penelope cruz have split up. i didnt even know they were going out. who the hell cares. i have way more important stuff to focus my attention on--like the damned clerks 2 response at cannes!!!

dunno if im gonna be able to make comic-con this year. looks like we might be taking some of our youth whitewater rafting. im scared. i have to sign a waiver that says i could die. i keep imaging being thrown from the raft and smacking my head on a giant rock.

speaking of my head--off the top of my head, the top 2 women i would do if i were gay are: scarlett johanssen and rosario dawson.

on that note. time to head home. peace out.